the man: how'd you guys know that i was lord brian?
the man: case is on
scorn: yeah, i'm still here
the man: oh, okay
the man: just curious
scorn: that's not the real case
the man: you sure?
scorn: yep
scorn: anyways, how old are you?
the man: why do you want to know so bad?
scorn: just wondering.. why are you avoiding it?
the man: case just told me he was the real one. he asked me if i was the real "the man" then. heh
the man: by the way, how did you two know that i was lord brian?
scorn: kentaro told me
the man: how did kentaro know i was lord brian. ;-)
scorn: heh
the man: before i told him that is
scorn: i guess he asked you?
the man: hehe, i think he knew before to
kentaro [eati: yeah, heh... the "couldn't of" gave it away :
the man: well, i know it's couldn't have, but i type fast
the man: actually, it can be both ways with the newer english, but i like to do it the old way. just typed too fast. :-(
the man: i know that there are a few versions of the invisible hack.
the man: the admins only know of one
the man: i know that you can have unlimited vets
the man: i know that you can dupe other people (which i think you already said), and so on
the man: i wonder why no one believes me on this though...
kentaro [eati: lemme guess what state you live in?
kentaro [eati: maine?
the man: no
the man: i live in the same time zone as bungie ... there's a hint
kentaro [eati: ah, wisconsin.
the man: yeah
the man: how'd you know
kentaro [eati: hrm... poring through old test score files :/
kentaro [eati: from "mcfarland school district"?
the man: how'd you get that
the man: what the...
the man: what are you doing?
the man: kentaro ... where are you?
the man: what are you doing?
the man: i'm frightened now
kentaro [eati: ooh, nice. lots of a's :)
the man: thanks
the man: i get straight a's
the man: where are you?
the man: how can you see that?
the man: i'm the validictorian of my class ... i am every year
the man: kentaro ... you're scaring me
kentaro [eati: damn, busy signal...
the man: i won a national award a few years back
the man: how do you do that?
kentaro [eati: get off the phone :
kentaro [eati: :p
the man: aren't those files protected or something
kentaro [eati: nah
the man: how do you do that?
the man: is there a website or something?
kentaro [eati: esp... :)
kentaro [eati: heh, no, how argh afk
the man: esp?
the man: what's esp?
the man: i have over 100% in all of my classes. :)
the man: kentaro, what are you doing to me?
the man: by the way, you should know that there is someone somewhere with the same name as me
kentaro [eati: hrm, i don't see 'em. brb...
the man: kentaro, how do you do that?
kentaro [eati: do what?
the man: check up my files and all
kentaro [eati: oh, do you know what "minitel" is?
the man: no
the man: what
kentaro [eati: well...
the man: well what :-)
kentaro [eati: minitel is good things.
kentaro [eati: it makes me happy.
the man: what is it? a website?
kentaro [eati: kinda.
kentaro [eati: the department of defense a few years back decided they would keep minitel for policework and things.
the man: oh
the man: yeah, those things
the man: i've played with some better things that can look up info like that
the man: :)
the man: not school records though...
kentaro [eati: yeah, minitel is powerful
kentaro [eati: heh
kentaro [eati: do you know what i work for?
kentaro [eati: er, let me rephrase that
the man: what?
kentaro [eati: nothing, nevermind :)
the man: hehe, tell me
ߜ the man: are you a police officer or something?
kentaro [eati: sure... that'll do, won't it?
the man: hehe, tell me
kentaro [eati: sigh. curiosity killed the cat.
the man: it's not like i would use it on you or something
the man: but i'm not a cat, so you can tell me. :)
kentaro [eati: no... i don't want to die, though. :)
the man: ah, so are you fbi, police, cia, etc.
the man: heh kentaro [eati: shhh. :)
kentaro [eati: kinda.
kentaro [eati: you know the dod "black budget" ?
the man: pick one. :)
the man: no
kentaro [eati: hrm, nevermind.
the man: i can look it up though
the man: :)
the man: so, what have you found out about me?
kentaro [eati: sure, it's kinda public knowledge anyway :)
kentaro [eati: gah, isn't that enough? i need authorization for more, heh.
the man: heh
the man: would vr ever need another webmaster (i was gone if you answered this question - restarting my computer)?
kentaro [eati: i said, "no thanks... we're kinda fraying at the edges as is :)"
scorn: i think you have to be in vr, lb :)
the man: heh
the man: :-)
the man: if they'd let me...
kentaro [eati: that too. kentaro [eati: :)
the man: after all this time, do you now believe me on what i was originally saying on those hacks? :)
kentaro [eati: i dunno :) afk.
the man: heh, speaking of the cia and stuff, i can intern there over the summer. =p
kentaro [eati: actually, i be looking for someone with a keen eye for detail and who can take a lot of abuse.
kentaro [eati: well, my superior.
kentaro [eati: (this is declassified btw, it's safe for you to blab :)
the man: heh
the man: me!
the man: i can take it. :)
kentaro [eati: hmm. how old are ya? :)
the man: how old do i have to be?
the man: i'm not that old. :(
kentaro [eati: internships are usually 16+ ?
the man: what is the job though?
kentaro [eati: mostly paperwork, i bet you could handle it. my sup's a good guy, he can make exceptions. :)
the man: hehe
the man: are interns in the summer?
scorn: kent - would he be working with me?
kentaro [eati: year-round...
kentaro [eati: shhhh!
kentaro [eati: ack
kentaro [eati: heh
scorn: uh, sorry ***
kentaro [eating meatballs] points a gun at scorn
the man: you guys are scaring me
scorn: heh
the man: i feel that this is a big set-up against me. :-)
the man: how can interns be year-round with school though?
kentaro [eati: most interns aren't under 18 :)
kentaro [eati: afk, dinner is served!
the man: heh
the man: you live with your parents?
the man: you said you were 26, but then said dinner is served
scorn: our organisation can make arrangements with the school
the man: you later said that you are looking for love, meaning that you aren't married
scorn: i'm 17..
the man: i'm talking to kentaro
scorn: 26 and looking for love is an expression :)
the man: i've trapped kentaro i believe
the man: oh
the man: okay
the man: so he's married then
scorn: i can't say
the man: if dinner is served, that means that he must be married
the man: otherwise, he wouldn't have said that
scorn: ahem, or he could be at the office
kentaro [eati: dinner is served is an expression :p
the man: either that, or he's living with his parents
the man: oh
kentaro [eati: heh, not right now scorn :)
the man: kentaro, is this all a big joke?
the man: i got this funny feeling... ***
kentaro [eating meatballs] sees a way out
kentaro [eati: hmm... just pretend it is, ok?
the man: you're scaring me a lot the man: you know...
kentaro [eati: don't worry, you're allowed to know this.
kentaro [eati: brb
the man: also, you said that most are over 18, but then scorn said asked if he would be working with me then ... later on, he said he was 17
the man: that contradicts (to some degree) some of this
the man: :-)
the man: oops, no said
the man: just asked
scorn: like i said above "our organisation can make arrangements with the school
scorn:
the man: you later said that you are looking for love, meaning that you aren't married
scorn:
scorn: i'm 17.."
scorn: the i'm 17 followed that statement
the man: oh
the man: just pointing out...
the man: what is the place called you're working for?
scorn: i'm not sure i can say, kent is higher up than me
the man: i have this feeling this is all a funny joke between both of you. :-)
scorn: sigh
the man: where is it located
kentaro [eati: hr, afka bit
scorn: do you really think i can tell you?
the man: yes
the man: this is sounding more and more like a joke
the man: :-)
scorn: you live in wisconsin in the mcfarland school district, right?
the man: yeah...
scorn: hmm.. ok
scorn: email is crimedog@itis.com?
the man: yes, but anyone can find that out the man: :-)
scorn: i know, just checking
the man: okay
scorn: brb
the man: okay
the man: you back yet?
the man: kentaro is gone ... now, if i plan this just right, scorn should be going "gray" in about a minute or two
the man: :-)
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kentaro [eati: hehe
scorn: he needs to be invited back in
kentaro [eati: he's not here :/
kentaro [eati: :)
kentaro [eati: that was great :)
scorn: whew!
kentaro [eati: i think i bust a gut
scorn: man, that was hilarious
scorn: he's gonna be lying awake at night
scorn: oop, there he is :)
kentaro [eati: yeah, i know... hahaha
kentaro [eati: and the phone rings...
kentaro [eati: heh
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scorn: lol
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the man (don': someone booted me i think
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the man: there
the man: now, where exactly is this place located (your work)?
kentaro: anyway, wisconsin's a bit far, alas :/
the man: so your place is cheaper than the cia? the cia pays for all expenses (travel, eating, etc.)
the man: hehe :-)
kentaro: it's cheaper when it pays to be cheaper.
the man: what state is it located in?
kentaro: more or less.
the man: heh
the man: would the intern just be in the summer?
kentaro: no, it's year-round.
the man: well, how would that work with school?
kentaro: you could do what 'scorn' did...
the man: which is... kentaro: scorn, ya there? :)
the man: heh, what did he do
the man: scorn is afk i think
the man: he said that not too long ago
kentaro: hrm... a bunch of tall men in grey suits came and took him by brute force, stuffed him in the back of an windowless, unmarked black van, and drove him down. :)
kentaro: jk
the man: haha
the man: :-)
the man: you must me lying, it's black suits, not grey
the man: :)
the man: just joking
the man: be i meant, not me
the man: what would happen though? how is that done?
the man: i have to go relatively soon. :-(
kentaro: well, i knew scorn thru friends...
the man: oh kentaro: i mean, irl :)
the man: but how does scorn do it with school?
the man: :)
kentaro: :)
kentaro: he was a special dude.
the man: really, how?
the man: how does he do it?
kentaro: he does go to school and things, this is just his first year here :/
kentaro: he has a life too. :)
the man: oh
kentaro: it also helps that the hours are very flexible.
the man: oh
the man: i have to go, but could you e-mail me some details?
kentaro: btw... i bet this is all on the web somewhere (?)
the man: heh
kentaro: sure, if i can find stuff on the web. if not, no guarantees :)
the man: okay. assuming this isn't a joke that is. :-)
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kentaro: ok :)
kentaro: ok, i just told him i was kidding. <-- paraphrase