general rubbish my friend and ex-flatmate has sent me:


1 on the subject of bruce springsteen

2 getting a get

3 steve's wind-up

4 sonic shock therapy

5 somewhat inebriated

6 a lazy little sod's lovely little fireplace

7 a friend of mine, right, welsh guy...

8 considerable drag factor

9 chimichangas

10 kylie said no jam

11 those mangy kids

12 stuck in a hole? in the fog?

13 miss crabapple, i ate my crayons...

14 sunday, monday happy days; my arse

15 rumblings concerning sainsbury's

16 eager for some serious noinching

17 imminent woofer damage

18 more of a rouse than a mockery

19 a note to the nugget / an ode to the onerous

20 flamboyant han solo in central midfield

21 land of the rising 'ho

22 in the world of nosferatu you would be bram stroker

23 very prone to that, i am. very prone

24 rideem. riggedy-respec' y'all

25 half-decent mushers

26 chunky corduroy slacks and golf-visor hats

27 your 15-togger must be awesome

28 bbq season will officially begin if it's still good

29 the girls' gunties section things would be ok

30 ring-rang-a-dong-diddly-wayne-rooney

31 very much in the "crazy nights and lazy days" style

32 so much of a pounding that they are quite unpleasant

33 the entire EU stock of worms-in-cans

34 i can feel a moan coming on if i persist

35 shot in the ass by a tranquilizer gun

36 tantamount doesn't work in that sentence

37 wings and soundahoots

38 the ads outweigh the disses

39 altogether more fragrant

40 got out of bed, scratched my arse a bit

41 clackers, knackers and slackers